Doonard

Note: This is I guess not so much a story as an anecdote. It was inspired by a particularly unpleasant day at work, and how I was feelig about the coffee at the time. Next real story coming up: "Ramona and the Red Shoes"

DOONARD
A Tragedy

Once upon a time, a nefarious fiend named Doonard snuck into the LandMarc office and poured sediment, loosely ground gravel, dirt, and sewage into the coffee maker. Then he turned the switch on. THE END